User:Heart-8thNote-Interrobang

An interrobang is one of those ?! or !? things that usually expresses incredulity or just someone excitedly asking a question, in case you didn't know. And you probably shouldn't have. I think it's kind of stupid that there's a name for it. Anyways, the name isn't quite just three random words, it's a reference to a video game, if you couldn't tell by the location and occupation boxes. If you haven't ever played Mario RPG or just don't remember (it was only mentioned once), Geno is just the name of the doll that [Star][Eighth Note]!? is inhabiting. I'm such a nerd for having that name memorized. I didn't even look it up or anything. I even remembered that quote right off the top of my head. It's a great game, though. You should play it. If you took the time to read this, you probably don't have anything better to do, and it's like eight dollars on the Virtual Console. Why are you reading this anyways? I'm only typing it because I'm waiting for my hair to dry before I go to bed. And while I'm on the topic of hair, I just want to say that afros require a lot more maintenance than people think. If you sleep on your back for 8-10 hours a night, the back gets all flat and you look like you've got a really bad looking razor cut going on. The same thing happens if you sleep on your side, too. There's just no avoiding it. And they retain water for hours! And if you try to towel dry it, it'll look awful and you'll have to pick it out again! And that's really hard to do if you don't have a mirror, cause if it's asymmetrical it'll probably look terrible. Still, it never does get in your face while you're doing stuff, so that's pretty nice. So yeah. I'm wearing a Majora's Mask shirt right now. It's pretty cool. Just got it yesterday. You should play that, too, if you haven't. It's an awesome game, and I think it's ten dollars on the VC, but I could be wrong on that. Still, I think it's better than Ocarina of Time, but that's debatable. Still, the story is (maybe) way deeper, if any of that stuff people say is true. I like to think it is. [There's gonna be some spoilers past here. Nothing too major or late game, though]

See, the premise of the theory is that Link, just when the game starts, has gotten lost in the Lost Woods as a result of being dragged around by the Skull Kid and then chasing him further in. And in the last game there's this Kokiri girl who says that anyone who gets lost in the Lost Woods without a fairy will become a Stalfos (Skeleton warrior guy). Anyways, one of the more compelling pieces of evidence regarding this is the fact that, at some point, there's this really weird transition thing and, afterwards, the Skull Kid, who was just a second ago running away from you, is now all superpowerful and not scared of you at all. Anyways, after that there's all this stuff that some people believe to be Link struggling to deal with his premature death and the fact that he never had a chance to truly grow up througout the journey. I do think it's significant that everyone you turn into (including the deku, that sad looking tree was the deku butler's son) died a premature death and needed to "heal their soul" with the Song of Healing. Also there's this thing where the five places you go to represent the five stages of grief, but I don't really get that part. The place you're in is called Termina, though (from terminate, meaning to end), so I really think there's some truth to it. I believe that Majora, present in this whole world (That I believe he created) is the reason that people turn to Stalfos, and Link is trying to fight his fate by facing the seemingly inevitable doom caused by the moon crashing into the Earth. He uses the Song of Healing on other's who have already met their fate and cannot accept it (also, I think they might be Majora's previous victims), but he never uses it on himself. Other people think that fighting Majora is really him accepting his fate, but I think he is fighting it to the end and [I lied, end game spoilers coming up, but nothing you probably wouldn't have guessed after playing the game] he ultimately succeeds. The Skull Kid suddenly remembering him and the Mask Salesman's weird disappearing thing are him returning to reality, I think. But anyways, play it for yourself, it's really fun, albeit kind of dark (Far moreso than Twilight Princess. That one only looked dark). There's tons of sidequests too. And a little tip: try to get all the masks. Something cool will happen if you do...[No more spoilers past this point (probably)]

And speaking of theories, I've got another one about Kirby. Two, actually, but the second one's not really a theory so much as me arguing a point that the developers have almost confirmed themselves. The first is about Kirby himself. Now maybe I'm just a glass half full kind of guy, but I've never liked to think of Kirby as a well intentioned cannibal rampaging through Dreamland eating just about anyone he comes accross. The way I explain it to myself (and I really doubt the developers have really thought very far into it) is that nearly every enemy you encounter is a clone of sorts. We've seen that nearly every boss can just create minions out of thin air, and Kirby even does it in Super Star. If he's just eating/ killing everyone he comes accross, then who's he protecting? I think the real Dreamland Citizens are elsewhere because of all the evil clone minions (who move very mechanically, by the way. Although, this being a video game and all, that's not a very valid argument) hanging around. They just seem to die and then get remade almost immediately. Also, we've seen that Kirby's stomach is essentially a wormhole that can copy the abilities of whatever enters it. Any non clone he eats will just pop up right behind him, or a little farther away. So yeah, they're just mass produced minion bots (but not actually robots in the traditional sense. Well, actually the traditional sense is the condition of being a serf. I think it's an old Bohemian term from the 15th century. But you know what I mean) based off of real entities, like the single Waddle Dee that rolls with Kirby sometimes.The real citizens are somewhere off screen, which sounds kind of flimsy, I know, but it's like Mega Man. You know there are humans somewhere, but you never see them cause they're not important to the gameplay.

Anyways, that other thing was just the assertion that King Dedede is totally not evil. Sure, he's kind of selfish and can definitely be a jerk sometimes, but ultimately he's never done anything truly evil. The only bad things he's ever done are stealing food and I think stars(?) one time and trying to prove that he could beat Kirby if he wanted to(Super Star Ultra). Most of the time when you fight him he's being posessed by something. And then the other times he's actually being good. Like, save the world good, which far outweighs mischievous/selfish antics evil. Also, if you count the games in which he is good and compare them to the games in which he's willingly evil, there's more of him being good. And one last game to play, you should definitely get Kirby's Adventure. You'll see why. Also, it's got the coolest last boss fight EVER, and it was made like 20 years ago. Actually, make that two. Get Kirby Superstar. It's the best Kirby game and probably one of the best games ever made, and it'll run you thirteen dollars if you get Kirby's Adventure too. Two awesome games for thirteen dollars, how could you not buy them? Unless you don't have a Wii. That's excusable I guess. But then buy an NES and a SNES and get them. Great games. Anyways, my hair seems sufficiently dry (Don't you hate sleeping on a wet pillow? I forgot to mention that earlier) so I guess I'll go to sleep now. If you've actually read all this, Congrats! You just learned about some awesome games that you'd better buy, that is, unless you hate fun or something. But if you either have all those or are REALLY broke (And I'm talking single digits. There's no excuse otherwise. And don't think I won't know), then you've probably wasted however long it took you to read this. It probably made you dumber too. Sorry about that. But yeah. Good Night! =)