I am so sorry to anyone who reads this all the way through. I am never gonna do this again.
Puns are the Bomb, but sometimes it takes Guts to get them out there and not all of them make the Cut. It's an Ice try but only Elec-t puns really live on the longest. Fire away though, because there's people like me who live on puns. I've Met-all different kinds of pun makers. They're pretty Quick about it too, Wood'nt you know? I don't mean to Crash through with a Heat wave of bad puns, but I have to clear the Air before it Bubbles up in a Flash from the quiet.
To Top it all off, it's Needless to say it's fun but hard to make fun puns without Snaking around the Hardship of it. In a Shadow of a doubt, sometimes gotta wonder, 'I'm really a Gem, ain'(t) I?' to Spark up a conversation with a pun is really Magneficent. Let's Dive right into this, I'm not trying to Drill it in, but I gotta get it through my Skull that it's not phar-though because Toad-ally difficult to stay in the Ring and just Dive right in with a Bright idea.
Gotta Charge up for this, make it truly Crystal Clear. Sometimes gotta have a pun right in (Y)Na-Palm. In more Waves of this endless Dark tunnel of bad jokes, I'm fighting Gravity just to keep this going. Why do I (Try)Gy-ro(though) because the real Star of the show is set in Stone. The story of the Centaury toKnight is Planted against the Wind and Flame among the many endless jokes fighting the Blizzard of disapproval. To-am-I-to-hawk? Ya-may-know that I cringe at myself for my own jokes. I think my thoughts are about to Burst, my head is in the Clouds too much. This entire thing is Junk, I think my train of thought is starting to Freeze. I should probably Spring into the Shade of relaxation instead of doing this. I'm going Turbo on Slashing through wordplay. I Aqua put a stop to this but it's about 8 games too late. I'm just Clownin' around in Search of someone to Tengu with. I feel like a Grenade covered in Frost, unable to function correctly. I guess I'm becoming Astro-ng supporter of puns.
I'm quite a Jewel, aren't I? Plug in the Concrete evidence of how these are out of this Galaxy, Splashing out from the Tornado to the Magma with a sting like a Hornet. Like a Solar flare in Command, I'm not so Sheepishly Striking with this Nitro blast like the Blade on Ballade's helmet. I really need to Chill out and stop Pumping out such bad jokes. One more game to go.
I'm going to have a Blast with this one but don't conFuse it with the rest. I know it's tempting to just Block it off now rather than brace for Impact of these Acidic wordplays, but I Bounce back better than a Torch in the Tundra