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Staring at the Blocks of the mountain, you suddenly see a stream of Acid. You then hear a booming Impact, and you Bounce up the mountain. You see a Fuse that crackles as you reach it. Has Dr. Wily struck again? The fuse releases a missile, creating a Tundra. Wandering into a cave while holding a Torch, you see the Blast of a TNT. You scream and run! Once you're safe, a sheep "Baaa"s. You then glance at a nearby water Pump, gaining Solar energy. You walk to the pump, but it gets Chilly, and you happen to hang on to a Nitro-powered car speeding past, drove by a Commando. Letting go, you see some Blades in the ground. Then you accidentally hit a bowling ball. Strike!! You see a telescope, and peer at the Galaxy. Some planets have strange Jewels. When finished, you see a Plug. You just walk past. But suddenly, a Tornado starts. Aaaaah!! After ten minutes, it stops. You see a tube of Magma that has dead Hornets. The hotwater Splashes. Throwing a cold piece of Concrete in the tube, you continue your journey. A passing man acts like a Tengu. But the sidewalk is too Frosty. You slip and fall. Even worse, Grenade rain! You run into a 3-inch-thick market and wait until the rain stops. A Clown greets you, and you see a rocket with Astros. There are many streams of Aqua. You stare down at the streams and see a Sword and someone Searching in your imagination. It gets Cold, and the water is frozen over in two seconds. You grab a jacket containing a picture of certain things: a Burner, a Pirate, the Ground, and somebody executing Magic. You toss your picture and walk some more, wondering about Dynamo and Clouds and Junk for some reason. You want to Freeze! After five more minutes, it gets warm. Bursting pins are on the road. You practice your Slashing and Springing before getting Shade at a store called “Turbo-Cool Things”. You walk out. It’s so hot, there’s Flames! You think of a strange Blizzard with Plants and Tomahawks in the floor in the Yamato years. A Knight passes by, which somewhat reminds you of a Centaur in Wind. You stare at the Stars, and wonder how Gravity is like there. You find a place to eat some Gyro sandwiches. You see Crystals in the floor! Walking out, you see some Napalm from a distance, near some Stones. You Charge at it, but run away when a tsunami Wave almost gets you! A Toad hops by. It’s very Bright outside. Will a Pharaoh with a Ring on its head terrorize you? Maybe. After that, it gets warm. Deserts are Dusty and have some Skulls, it’s no place for Diving or Drilling, you ponder. But a Magnet is trying to grab you! It’s very Hard to get out, as you must spin like a Top, with a Shadow behind you. If time runs out, you have to do a super-jump over Sparks and Snakes. After getting free, you stare at constellation Gemini. Then you look at Needles in the sidewalk. They’re made of Metal and Wood at the same time! The gusty Air blows. You Crash! And your whole life Flashes before your eyes. Thinking of Bubbles and Heat and very Quick guys, you run into “Theonlystorethatcanendasupergreatstory”. Then you pick up six items: “Exploding Bomb”, “You Got Guts!”, “Super Cutter”, “Elec Beams”, “Winterized Ice”, and “Hottest Fire Yet”. And that is the end to our story.
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